Thursday, 6 May 2010

Doctor Who Election Party's

So its the election night tonight and Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron are all contending for that place in No 10. But forget those boring party's and imagine a Doctor Who election....

 The Cyberman Party
1.All voters will receive a free upgrade. All non voters will receive a free upgrade.
2. There will be no need for education, health care or work as Cybermen have no need for these things.

The Slitheen Party
1.We will help the economy by turning the Earth into a huge nuclear reactor pile and sell its remains off as star ship fuel.This will destroy your planet but on the bright side we will be in the money!
2.We will help the environment by planting Racweed a plant native to our planet Raxacoricofallapatorius. 

The Judoon Party
1. We will crack down on crime. Justice is swift!
2. Every being in Britain will be catalogued.Except Cats. Judoon do not like Cats.

Who would you vote for?


Joanne Casey said...

They don't have much to offer!

Mr Dalek said...

I beg to differ. I wouldnt mind a Judoon in charge incinerate a few criminals....